My Name Is Cat
So I'm sitting in the big rocking chair, minding my own business, when Cat comes over, and ever so casually sinks a claw into my leg.
I react in the way he wants to see, screaming and pushing him away.
He retreats a few steps, and is sitting there just looking at me and laughing to himself, when LL walks into the room. Not seeing him, she steps directly and solidly on his tail.
Karma's a bitch, isn't it, Cat?